Words, words, words

Before I had kids, I always thought kids’ shows were a little weird when they talked to you. You know, the character is washing a window and asks you to help. Um, I’m sitting way over here. There’s no way I can help you with your dirty window! But now that the girls are getting old enough to interact a little bit with their favorite characters (Curious George, Whyatt on Super Readers, Mee Mee!), I’m starting to get it. (And I know. Kids aren’t supposed to watch television till they’re at least two. Well, kids are also supposed to sleep in carseats, sit happily in their strollers and not climb on kitchen counters before they’re potty trained. You keep these twins entertained all the time!)

Super Readers is currently a huge hit in our house. It’s helping feed the girls’ current obsession, the alphabet, and teaches nice little morality lessons at the same time. That, my friends, is what we call a win/win situation! Well, there’s one point in the intro where Whyatt and friends introduce themselves, then ask you to say your name. For a while there both girls liked to yell out, “Mama!” because I made the mistake of answering one day, trying to show them how it works. But one day last week Marlowe got a little overexcited trying to introduce everyone in the room to her good buddy Whyatt, answering with, “Me, sister, Dada, and Dada cup!” It made us giggle that J’s sports bottle filled with iced tea was important enough to make the list of introductions.

Then there’s our fun little game that we’re playing these days. I ask the girls, “How much does Mama love you?” And they answer with, “All the way!” Well, it sounds a little more like “Awwwway!” But the intent is there.

And then there was Monday night. I was putting the girls to bed, and asked them if they wanted to read a book. Most nights they do, some nights they don’t. But Monday, Marlowe ran and grabbed a book from the bookcase and came and climbed up in my lap.

I opened the book and started to read the first few words when Marlowe turned and put her hand on my chest. “No, Mommy!”

Oh. I thought we were going to read the book.

“Me!”

Huh?

Marlowe proceeded to open the book to the first page and studied it really hard.

The she piped up, “George monkey!”

Um, yes. That is the gist of this page. How old are you?

Then the next page.

“Hop hops!”

Yes, yes those are bunnies. Then that little scamp of a monkey takes a baby bunny out and the bunny takes off like a shot.

“Shot!”

And as a result, George is left feeling a little sad.

“George sad.”

But he realizes the Mother Bunny can help!

“Mama Bunny!”

And then there’s a page with some rocks in the picture.

“Rocks!”

And so on, and so on. Marlowe Bean, you crazy smart, sweet, beautiful girl, you read Mommy a book. You don’t know what the words on the page mean yet, but you knew what happened on each page and did a wonderful job of telling me the story, all the way through to the end.

Proud?

“All the way.”

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Bean bags & Mee Mee. (Baby) Life is good.

From the SAHD. Watching a little Mickey Mouse after breakfast. Marlowe isn’t wearing any pants because she fell into Roxy’s water bowl this morning.

Sigh.

 

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Some things about 19 months old I don’t want to forget

Bridey, you are turning into a regular Bossy Britches. One of the girls’ favorite things to do is play with ice. That’s probably normal, right? I fill two cups with ice almost every evening after I get home from work and we head out to the back yard with them. The girls eat it, feed it to the dog, carry it around, pour it out in buckets, etc. Marlowe, you always want ALL the ice, so it also turns into a rather intricate game of keep-away at times. At one point this week Bridey turned around, clutching her cup to her chest, wagging her finger at her sister saying, “No! No ice, sister! No ice!”

Marlowe, you are totally loving the “Monkey See, Monkey Do” program on TV right now. It’s a short little animated program that has a monkey demonstrating how to move like a particular animal. You love the warmup song and will run over and do the little dance as the monkey sings to you. “Put up your hands, then touch the ground. Put a smile on your face, then jump around!” Your face lights up when the monkey tells you to “put a smile on your face”, and I gotta tell you, one of my favorite things in the world to do is to watch my girls smile.

Last Saturday night both you girls were enjoying reading your books before bedtime, but you kept wanting one more. Well, it was getting late, so I told each of you that you could take one book to bed with you. While I was putting Bridey in her sleep sack and laying her down, Marlowe, you put every single book in the nursery in your bed. Like mother, like daughter, I suppose!

At one point over the weekend, Bridey had a HUGE sneeze, and we of course said “Bless you!” Well, she thought that was hysterical, so she proceeded to spend the next five minutes fake sneezing. It was too funny. As your daddy put it, you had a look on your face that said, “I know these are really bad fake sneezes, and YOU know these are really bad fake sneezes, but I think it’s funny so I’m going to keep doing it, anyway!”

I know I think every age is my favorite age, but there’s so much to love about right now. You’re talking up a storm, playing like crazy, you’re getting better about riding in the car, you’re more or less completely feeding yourselves – and you can even go down the slide at the playground without mommy or daddy holding on.

“More ‘wheeeeeeeee’!”

You got it, girlfriends. There’s always time for “more wheeeeeeee”!

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From the SAHJ

TV: What letter is this? (A)
Bridey: Apple. (Holy cow!! I’m so impressed!)
TV: What letter is this? (L)
Bridey: Hi! Hi! (Ok, that was a tough one.)
TV: What letter is this? (R)
Bridey: Purple! (Never mind. You’re not really trying.)

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The Easter Fedora

Well, this year marked your first real Easter. I mean, there was an Easter last year and all, but I honestly don’t remember much. We were at Gramcracker and Papa’s, and there were stuffed animals and sleep deprivation. That’s about all I remember.

This year there were pretty dresses, egg hunts, Peeps! and hats. Lots and lots of hats. Nana sent a box filled with 18-month-old fun, including a watery hopscotch course with built in sprinklers and an alphabet puzzle that you absolutely adore.

There wasn’t church this year, as Papa is still recovering from his latest bout of chemotherapy and radiation and his doctor thinks it’s best if he doesn’t mingle about in crowds. And as you two girls are still nursery age, you wouldn’t have gotten much out of it yet, anyway. There’s plenty of time for that!

What we did have was Gramcracker (whom you’re both calling “Gaga” now, she’s worried she’s going to have to get some outlandish wigs and a new wardrobe to live up to the title) and Papa over for a long weekend, and a boatload of fun. Literally.

The 'Black Dog' Pirate Ship's maiden voyage

Captain Curly Pants at the wheel?

Marlowe, you’re intent on wearing your Easter bonnet until it falls apart. Or you pull it apart, whichever comes first. So much of the brim is gone we’re now referring to it as your Easter Fedora. But you still get excited at the very sight of it! ‘At! ‘At! These days you’re happiest when you’re wearing at least one hat of some sort, and running after your sister trying to plop one on her head as well.

The Easter Fedora

We dyed (cracked) eggs, we took a walk in our Easter finery, we planted herbs in the back yard (good job watering, Marlowe!), we ate ham, and we put stickers on everything. Including Papa’s shoes. (Bridey, that was mostly you.)

Papa and Gramcracker got you your very first twin-sized table, which is an art table on one side and a Lego table on the other. Marlowe, you broke it right in by writing your very first “M” on it.

So, there you have it. A perfectly delightful south Florida Easter filled with bright sunny skies, super happy babies, and popsicles. What color is your favorite, Bridey? “Purple!”

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Birds tweet. Ducks cack. What do turtles say?

You girls are getting more and more vocal every day. Bridey, while it’s not as common these days, you still pop out with your trademarked, sing-songy, “nooooooooo!” every once in a while. I hope I never forget the sound of you saying that, like a cute little Muppet with pink feathers sucking helium and grinning while answering in the negative. Marlowe, you’ve developed a “nope!” that is so bright and wonderfully happy sounding, it’s sometimes hard to believe you’re actually saying “no”. And when you’re feeling more agreeable, you treat us to the cutest little nod, eyebrows raised, as though to answer, “Blueberries for a snack? Why, isn’t that just a delightful idea!” (On a related note, we have yet to find a blueberry you girls won’t eat. Dried, fresh, frozen. I’m pretty sure if you found one that was three days old and stuck to the bottom of the dog, you’d eat it.)

And the animal sounds. Between the two of you, we can do birds, ducks, cats, dogs (wuff wuff!), cows and owls. Thanks to a book from your Aunt Babe, Bridey can do a mean wolf and a respectable lion. There’s some piggy oinks and some crazy monkeys. A turkey and a frog. And as of Sunday, there’s the turtle. What sound does a turtle make, you might ask? Well, according to Bridey, they growl. That’s right.

“Grrrrrrrroooooowwwwwlllll.”

After the girls had gone to bed on Saturday, I hung a new picture of some turtles in our downstairs powder room. And on Sunday, when the girls followed me in like a very small, very cute gaggle of geese, Bridey spotted the new picture, blurted out “turtle!” (didn’t know you could say that, thank you very much) and then growled her best, gutteral Bridey growl usually reserved for bear sightings.

Huh. Who knew?

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Witty Banter?

Girls, your mommy and daddy trade emails all day long. Every day that I’m at work, your daddy is not only diligently keeping you fed, dressed and somewhat clean, he’s keeping me up to date on all your shenanigans. The good, the bad and the snotty, I get to hear about pretty much all of it in real-time. It makes it a lot easier to get through my days without you, and I like to think it helps your daddy to be able to communicate with someone on a regular basis that doesn’t like to stick Cheerios between her toes before she eats them.

Daddy:

POP QUIZ!!! Subject: Average toddler behavior.

So, your child is quickly approaching the 18-month mark, and therefore the “terrible twos”. In that respect, it is important to recognize normal (if undesireable behavior) in you toddler.

Situation: your child wants to wear a specific pair of shoes. She communicates this by bringing you one of the two. After putting it on her, you encourage her to go find the match. She:
A) looks at you quizzically, not following (or possibly understanding) your command and/or language.
B) gets distracted by the tv/toy/shiny object and wanders away, resigned to wear a solitary shoe.
C) throws a fit, demanding (through words and/or actions) that YOU do the searching for her.
D) combines some/all of the previous answers, creating chaos for all involved.
E) just does as she was asked, and all is well. Then unicorns arrive and fart rainbows everywhere.

Your answer? (Hint: one of those answers is a trap.) I doubt you’ll get this right, but I’ll give bonus points if you can identify the trap answer.

Mommy:

I’m going to go with E is what happened, and D is the trap. Unicorns like frozen grapes and pink ribbons braided into their tails. Please try to keep them in the backyard until I get home, m’kay???

Daddy:

Oh, how sad. Wrong on both counts. E was actually the trap. The giveaway? Unicorns don’t fart.

The correct answer was the hidden answer “H”:
H) Your baby is actually sick, and therefore more irritable. So, obviously she listens to you ask for the second shoe, and goes to look for it. She cannot find it in her shoe basket, so (in an act of obvious frustration) she calmly walks over to the toy basket & looks there, seemingly remembering that many of the shoes were in there yesterday. When that also proves fruitless, she expresses her impatience by waiting her turn (her twin sister is currently getting her shoes, a matched set that the first girl found for her, put on) until her parent can get up and help her. Then, in a final attempt to push you over the edge of sanity, she signs and says, “Thank you!”. With all the pretty hair.

Thank you for your participation. Please watch for your final score and national ranking to arrive in 6-8 weeks via USPS.

Marlowe, you and your sister never cease to amaze us. This is how you handle your first cold, miserable and gooey and sick, the both of you. I know grown adults that don’t handle illness half as well. Just for that, I think I’ll kiss you both two hundred times when I get home tonight.

Although I’m a little disappointed about the unicorns.

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“All done with the turtle, Mama.”

Well, of course you are Marlowe. I’d be happy to take your turtle from you and put it back on the bookcase. And perhaps after I’ve gotten you down from your changing table, you’d like to discuss world affairs. Or the upcoming presidential election. Or maybe the socioeconomic differences between the urban environments portrayed on Curious George and Sesame Street.

Your pick. After all, you’re only 17 months old. I’d hate to talk over your head. (Not that I could reach that high, anyway.)

 

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Uh oh

I just realized I need to rewrite my “About Me” blurb over there on the right. —>

“I’m a thirty-something woman married to a thirty-something man. I’m a writer, he’s a stay-at-home dad to our twin girls. We’ve got a house, a dog and two cars. No picket fence. Welcome to our world.”

I’m still thirty-something for a few more months (whew!) but we technically have a picket fence running along one of the four sides of our property now. It’s not exactly a Leave it to Beaver picket fence with pointy tops or cute little cutout hearts, but it’s technically a picket fence. Designed to hold in 16-month-old babies that can move furniture and climb bookcases.

The good news is Marlowe can’t reach the latch. This week.

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Merry Christmas!

What? It’s still January. I don’t think that counts as being late for a Christmas post, does it?

Gramcracker and PaPa came over on Christmas Eve to help us celebrate. After you two little bits got good and drenched (and mostly naked) playing outside in the afternoon, it was time to open your Christmas pajamas. Bridey, you must have spent nearly 20 minutes sitting by yourself on the floor trying to get those suckers on!

Bridey, can you see that ridiculous curl going on on top of your head? We call that your pipeline. You’re growing more and more hair every day!

You both did a good job opening your presents. Marlowe, you wanted to help open EVERYONE’S presents, regardless of what they were. And Bridey? You wanted to put on everything you opened. Shoes, purse, bracelet, slippers. Quite the fashionista!

Santa brought you a sand and water table that was a HUGE hit! It was very warm on Christmas Day, so it didn’t take long for the winter jammies to come off.

Soon it was time for “Sissy” to arrive from Omaha, and Nana came to help us with Christmas 2011, Part Deux.

Lots more presents, more ridiculous outfits! Here you are sporting your “Uggs” — over your footie pajamas — from cousins Blue and Sophie and your princess costumes from Uncle Charlie and Aunt Kath.

Marlowe, you can’t even say “cheese” yet, but you know how to make the face when asked to smile for the camera.

And Miss Bridey, I’m not sure what can even be said about this face. Too much!

Fun with your water table from Nana! And Roxy’s favorite new water bowl.

More fun on the stairs. I think we’re going to have to find a new spot for time outs. We’ve only used that spot a couple of times, but I’m not sure it’s going to work as a punishment if it’s one of your favorite places to hang out!

Merry Christmas, sweet girls. I know each year will be more fun the last as we continue some family traditions (you girls rocked out your paper chains counting down to Christmas!) and develop some of our own. Most importantly, we were lucky to spend this Christmas surrounded by family. And that was the very best gift of all.

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