1. Why do women get purses and men get wallets? I know, I know, there are murses out there, and some women prefer to give their husbands everything to carry because they have cargo pockets. (Ahem.) But as a rule, doesn’t it seem weird that the two sexes got such completely different vessels for transporting their stuff?
2. Murses. Is that the word for men’s purses or male nurses? What if a male nurse carries a bag? What is that called?
3. Why is it that carousels with horses don’t bother me, but the ones with things like giant rabbits do? Maybe it’s just a proportion thing. I mean, we’re supposed to ride on horses. Not rabbits. Right?
4. I find fake plants acceptable, but not fake pets. As long as you dust your fake greenery at least once a year, I’m cool with it. Throw a stuffed carcass of a pet in the corner, and I’m probably not going to come over for dinner more than once.