Well, of course you are Marlowe. I’d be happy to take your turtle from you and put it back on the bookcase. And perhaps after I’ve gotten you down from your changing table, you’d like to discuss world affairs. Or the upcoming presidential election. Or maybe the socioeconomic differences between the urban environments portrayed on Curious George and Sesame Street.
Your pick. After all, you’re only 17 months old. I’d hate to talk over your head. (Not that I could reach that high, anyway.)