From the SAHJ:
Marley: Oh, Daddy. You’re SO giant!
Me: *skeptically* Oh yeah?
Marley: Yeah! You have a giant belly!
Me: Gee, thanks.
Marley: It’s ok, you can still be our daddy.
Bridey: We have yittle bewwies.
Three minutes later…
Marley: Tomorrow, Mommy stay home wiff us.
Me: Right. Cuz what is tomorrow?
Marley: Fri… fri….
Me: TODAY is Friday, tomorrow–
Bridey: Tomorrow is Saturday, and means Mommy stay home an’ pway wiff us!! An’ next comes Sunday!!